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Hermione broke the couch.

She hadn't meant to, of course, but it was what it was and what it was was that Hermione, 8 months pregnant, was a big unit and that couch was almost as old and she was.

It had taken two cups of herbal tea and all the flattery in the world to stem the unbelievable flow of tears that ensued but when she was finally gone, the couch was still broken.

Harry and Draco stood staring at it with a curious undertone of sadness.

"This is weird..." Harry finally murmured, "It's weird, right?"

Draco paused, "Well, we've had it since we moved in. We christened it that first night."

Harry smirked at the memory, "There was nothing holy about what we did on that couch."

Draco scoffed his agreement.

"We can just repair it." he suggested, flourishing his wand lazily.

Harry thought about it.

"I dunno. Maybe we could do with a new couch?"

Draco sighed, "Oh Merlin, this isn't going to turn into another one of your crusades for furniture that matches the apartment, is it?"

The last time Harry had been in touch with his inner interior decorator, they'd ended up in a hotel for a week while the entire apartment was remodeled.

"Plus I don't think you can sweet talk the landlord into forgiving us again," Draco added.

Harry rolled his eyes, "Firstly, you had nothing but praise for me when you saw the results and secondly... you might be right."

He surveyed the couch one more time, "Still, I'd like a new couch. Maybe one of those reclining ones."

This time, Draco huffed, "But I hate furniture shopping! We spend about three hours in every store, of which there are many, before we 'settle' on a couch that's not even that great, we're just too tired to go on looking. Then we fork out our entire salaries for the year combined for some reject couch that we'll probably end up hating. Then your fat arse friends will come over and snap it in half and we'll be right back to square one!"

Harry begrudgingly ignored the 'fat arse' comment, reasoning that now was not the time to bring up their long standing arguement on friend ettiquette (Draco called it 'Mudblood Handling') when Draco was already in a mood.

"What does money even have to do with it? We could buy all the couches in Britain and still have enough to retire comfortably."

"It's the principle!" Draco complained, "Don't you have any pride? I hate rewarding them for making such terrible furniture, it's incentive for them to do it again."

"Who's 'them'?"

"COUCH PEOPLE!"

Harry spluttered awkwardly in his attempt to hold back his laughter. Draco's eyebrow shot up.

"Alright?"

Harry coughed, "Y-yeah, fine."

Draco sighed, "Come on, let's just fix this one up and get over it. We've got a lot of memories on this couch, after all."

Draco stiffened as arms slinked around his waist, one hand creeping up his stomach and the other massaging his hip suggestively. Harry's face was level with Draco's shoulder blade so he had to stand on the tip of his toes to let out a breath against Draco's ear. Draco shuddered.

"If we get a new couch," Harry whispered, pausing to take a nip at Draco's ear, "We can make new memories."

"Let's do this."
Hnng... first... uploaded... Drarry...
So... nervous...

Yikes, okay, I hope you like it...
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DRARRYLOVR4ETERNITY Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
I LOVE THIS STORY IT IS SO VERY AWESOME AND ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER
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GhostlyLullaby Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Student General Artist
*drooling* I love it
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Suka-chan13 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student Artist
Me gusta~
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Dimiann1912 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013
I never said this was cute. Soo this is CUUTEE lol (I thought I commented already)
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mysticfire95 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
new couch!
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Lovegranted Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
very cute... good work! I feel kind of bad for Hermione though, (knowing her, she could have probably fixed it) yay for Drarry!
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OofSmedly Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is excellent. :3 I have one suggestion if it was set in England, it would be flat instead of apartment; if it's set in America ignore me and if you would like slap me. Keep writing! :D
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Rebekah-Jane Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ooh, thank you for that! It's set in England, I suppose, so I guess I'm just bad :P It is quite curious though. I, myself, am Australian, and generally I find Australian english and, well, English english are more similar than the latter and American english. Just interesting to note, I suppose. But yeah, thanks for the tip, I'll keep it in mind for the future!! <3
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MaikeDoll Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
ooh, me likey!!
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caitlin72 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
You have no idea what you have just done to my shipper feels. C:
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Prussia92 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol
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owloveralice Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student Writer
Oh my Dumbledore!!!!! i love it!!!
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YaoiK Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Omg... this is incredibyl adorably cute <3 I loved it.
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PhineasKissIsabella Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 it's amazing!
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katsaluna Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
I love it!!
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XXShiro-KunXX Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
I don't think I've ever laughed this hard at a fanfic of this size. Man this is hilarious, the last line...GOD
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LoveDarkYuki Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hee hee amazing
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SasuSakufan88 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
cute :)
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Jellyfosh Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY STARS AND GARTERS

I CAN'T

I MEAN, I CAN'T

-wheeze- I can't even breathe through my giggles. Sweet mercy, I LOVE domesticated!Drarry. Also, congratulations, this is your first fic that has officially induced a yaoi throat in me. So there's that. :lol: Also, can I gather that from the wording of 'first UPLOADED Drarry' that there is more?? DO WANT, JA.
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Rebekah-Jane Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yaoi throat AND Absolute Ultimates?! LIKE A CHAMP!!!!
Ohhh, Achievement Unlocked, indeed...

Maybe I should rephrase that.
'First uploaded Drarry out of the 12 others. They all suck or are unfinished so yeah'
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Jellyfosh Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO!! What can I say, I praise where praise is due :lol: But seriously, awesome job <3

EEXCELLENT. You know, I probably have the ability to beta read.. just saying.. -stare-
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